I have a clever idea to create simply the greatest spoof gaming website in history. It will create a brand new generation of angry, 13-year-old trolls, would anybody be interested in partnering up with me to pull this bad boy off?

But I love 13 year old trolls!
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Exactly my love! This site will create a brand new breed of teenage mutant, the likes of which we have never seen before.

This is a brilliant idea, perhaps some way to draw in trolls from other sites as well in addition to creating a new breed? Then they can duke it out to the end, it will be glorious.